Monday, January 14, 2008

01.14 OFF THE SAUCE

This is my latest culinary discovery.
Brown sauce.
A malt vinegar base with fruity extracts and seasonings.

Its best drizzled over potatos or squeezed on a sausage roll.
Apparantly I have discovered the generic HP.
It did taste a lot like steak sauce to me.


Steak sauce?
Yeah, steak sauce?

My friends look repulsed.
Brown sauce and steak apparantly don't belong in the same sentence, let alone anywhere along your gastro-intestinal tract at any singular point in time. A slap on my wrist.

I took a pack home to admire and contemplate.
A simple sauce with a simple name.
I wondered why ketchup shouldn't be called red sauce, and mustard yellow.
But then its simply not like the Brits to be so simplistic in their etymology.

HP, invented by a grocer in Nottingham in 1896, is far more suitable - it tells a story.
The humbled patent holder, Fredrick Gibson Garton, named what would soon become the sauce of all sauces after the House of Parliament where he learned it was being served.
I think GG Sauce might have stuck just as well.

But who am I to say. I'm off this sauce.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

01.13 MODEL PLANES

This is Michael.
Every now and then I see him in the Forest.
He always carries a model airplane, or a wing, or some fragment of a craft.
By his side is a wooden toolbox.
This afternoon I noticed him, stationary, in the middle of the field.
He stood with a sloppy slouch on bended knees, ready as though a gust of wind might carry him away on the wings of his airplane.
Reluctantly, but overtaken by my curiosity, I walked up to him and asked about his model plane.

"Oh this," he said. "I'm testing out a new area-by-weight ratio. And waiting for my hands to warm up before I give it a go."
I noticed a pair of black fleece gloves, wet with frost on the grass beside his toolbox.
I looked at my hands, my blue gloves tattered from cycling in them, and decided not to offer. They'd never fit and I'd freeze a lot sooner than he.

Michael introduced himself and then pinned my accent to a town in Southern Ontario. Impressive.

Turns out he left his home in Scotland, and found residence in Canada for nearly 30 years after serving in the military. He moved from place to place but spent most of his time in Quebec and northern Ontario.
Small world.

He has been building model airplanes for years and competes in championships across the globe. The competition requires only that the craftsman meets a specified weight requirements. Any material and design can be used to craft the fastest, most efficient, and robust model plane. He's written books on the physics of it.

Michael has actually flown aircraft during his service. I briefed him on the consecutive emergency landings my family and I endured and told him I just don't appreciate the thrill anymore. I'd rather take the aisle seat.

His airplane was marvellous. Its joints pieced together like a boot to the ski - locked in tightly to remain in tact but in such a way that a crash landing would enable it to detach from the body of the plane to avoid serious damage. Very cool.

He told me that the kids at the park torment him sometimes. He gets anxious when they try to pick up pieces of a landed plane - the slightest bend in the material will render it grounded for life. A moment passed before the wing slipped from his hand.
My instinct was to reach for it and rescue it from the cold, hard ground.

Apologizing, I told him it was simply reflex.
He laughed and promised I had done no damage to the wing.
I left soon after, warmed by our conversation but chilled from the cold wind that dampened the old man's greyish beard.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

01.12 WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

...in the meantime.

Kindly, my housemates documented, moment by moment, the rambunctious fun they were having whilst I got my beauty sleep.

Friday, January 11, 2008

01.11 MIX MASTER

In a joint effort to welcome Franci home and dismiss Maddy, on six-months leave, from the Eggs Soldier Regiment, we threw a party.

In the comfort of our own kitchen, Maddy hosted a full on tapas and wine event complete with Spanish coldcuts and aged cheese. To wash it all down, and with the misguided intention of being healthful, she blended a scintillating concoction of frozen berries, vodka and wine.

In the comfort of our own kitchen, I indulged, and without leaving my seat for several hours became unknowingly inebriated. It happens.

I stood up for a mingle, lasting a good five minutes before the pool of exceedingly alcoholic blood at my feet swiftly rushed to my head, rendering me incapable of socialising coherently.

Just as suddenly, I found my alcohol stricken head hitting the pillow in the comfort of my own bed, while the party continued, the mix master mixing...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

01.10 SOAKER

I got stuck in the rain on my bike.

Like two rubber garden hose, the whirling tires whisked a jet-stream of muddy rainwater along my front and back sides.
That was besides the intermittent deluge of puddle-running, pedestrian ignorant cars that blew me by.

The shot is an afterthough and the wide smile only exhibits my giddy relief in arriving home before dissolving like the wicked witch of the west.

Another rainy day...

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

01.09 THE SHERIFF

Franci brought with her a sherrif badge. It was a gift for Maddy who was enraptured by the gesture and tore open the package in a motion made swift by the number of times she's practiced drawing an imaginary revolver after walking 10 yards from an imaginary felon.

But there's only one sherrif in this here town of Nottingham.

And that's fine with Maddy. Tracking Robin Hood and his merry men isn't her cup of Texas tea. She'd rather take over a fort where there lie many more cowboys than in Notts.

She is set on the hunt for her Dallas dreamboy and otherwise will settle for a cutie from Calgary. I say she forgets the chase and gets herself a bucking bronco - that'll have them crawling back to the girl who wears the leather stirrups in these parts.

Yeeehaw.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

01.08 FRANCI

Franci arrived and unloaded stuff, lots of stuff, into her previously vacant room.

She returns from exchange studies at Deakin in Melbourne - the same uni where I wasted more brain cells than I developed only four years ago.

(I do remember one challenging assignment on watersports injury where I learned that you can lacerate your legs if you're not gripping the cord correctly. Ick. I'd rather swim with the tiger sharks on Fraser Island.)

Likewise, she had an amazing time.

The experience of an overseas exchange, at her age - at my age minus four years - is remarkable, not for what you learn in the classroom but from what you manage to absorb alongside the steady stream of red wine.

It is equally overwhelming. And I can see that she's a bit stressed about reverting to her usual and no unusual ways. I hope she finds some solace in sharing her travel stories with me. Likewise, I dont mind looking back at my own antics in Australia.

It is a coincidence that we have the Deakin exchange in common, that we've travelled the same Great Ocean Road, that we've partied at the same campus pub - and now our path's cross again. Only this time we're in the very same place at the very same time.

We spent the arvo chatting over bickies and tea.