Thursday, March 5, 2009

03.05 SKIP TO THE THE LOO

Now this is an interesting loo. If dinner weren't going so well, I could just park it here for a while, behind a locked door and hide until my guest is fed up waiting and leaves. This was an unusually cozy loo: somehow, I think they got the lighting confused when they were laying out the dining room and toilets. The old fashioned suspended tank added a certain outhouse-like coziness and the romantic glow of a lantern bulb added to this effect, emitting enough dim lighting that I could easily flip through a magazine without sqinting. Not that I would read if I were actually using the loo - only men take that long to go to the toilet. No, but if I were using the loo as a hideout for a while. Then maybe I would need to pass time reading.