Not that sort of threesome. No.
And on that note, who needs (cyber) sex when you could engage in a three-way conversation with your best friends, both situatied at what seems at times the most distant ends of the earth? Couple that with some chocolate covered strawberries and, well...it could be really really good.
If it wasn't for these occasional perks, I would probably condemn the internet for creating social isolation and enabling the most delusional of sexual predators their prey.
Not to mention it has aggravated my astigmatism and left me with an aching kink in my neck.
After tonight's conversation cyber-space may well become the next fitting location for "Birthday," (with a capital B) if the three of us are unable to physically convene for an annual mutual celebration.
Still, it could never be as good as the real thing.